DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FREAKING STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?”
“Nepeta is weak and tiny! That’s why she couldn’t stop Gamzee!”
“Gamzee is so misunderstood! He’s a sweet precious baby!”
“Equius is just some strong sweaty asshole!”
“Karkat is a heartless douche who hates everyone!”
“WHAT?! YOU CAN’T SHIP DIRK WITH GIRLS, HE’S GAY!”
This is somewhat relevant to this blog.
Cant ship dirk with girls because he’s gay (except he never specified what he was) but you can sure as hell ship the **NOT HOMOSEXUAL** JOHN WITH LITERALLY EVERY **MALE** CHARACTER IN THE FANDOM YOU HIPPOCRATIC DICKWADS Just thought id bring that to attention