cas-get-into-my-ass: blowmeharry: shellfish-machines: i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want sanity people are so demanding
Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
hannahbluenana: silver-the-little-monster: karspook: can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all #CANT SINK WHAT WAS NEVER FLOATING MOTHERFRICKERS
yaoidog: zombolin: jane and jake having phone sex would be the funniest shit ever “I thrust my hoodilly into your hoohah.” “That really butters my biscuit.”
itsanearhatloki: shutupmerlin: ‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order.– Jean Cocteau (via alibis-not-needed-anymore)
lovemegeminiously: You know how a cat’s pupils dilate to fuckall when they see something they want/like this totally happens with trolls too
this is the greatest homestuck fancomic ever
im-the-queen-of-davejade: sagewhisker: wwands: pimptav: elasticitymudflap: ((“That bull is sick of everyone’s bullshit”, *badum SSHH*… Fredwin told me to say that)) This. Is. Beautiful. dead i am dead and this is beautiful /tears hopy shit RACHEL I FINALLY FOUND IT
the-turkster: cakesprites: friendly reminder that karkat and eridan were best friends karkat and eridan were best friends karkat and eridan were best friends KARKAT AND ERIDAN WERE BEST FRIENDS!!! KARKAT WAS ALMOST CLOSER TO ERIDAN THAN HE WAS TO GAMZEE if I see one more misinterpretation about their relationship im going to flip a table because KARKAT AND ERIDAN WERE BEST FRIENDS...
hacheload: cronusempire: steven-moffat: grim-bark-tier: lordwhat: There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND PLOT TWIST: All those...
If bands were students:
Fall Out Boy: The witty one that everyone likes. Was off school for a long time but is back now. Everyone missed him.
My Chemical Romance: The sensitive one who helped anyone he could. Left school in 2013
Panic! At The Disco: The kid Fall Out Boy took under his wing. Likes big words.
Blink-182: The funny one that hides behind their jokes.
Green Day: The kid in the year above that everyone looks up to.
Sleeping With Sirens & Pierce The Veil: The inseparable best friends.
Fun: The averagely known kid who wrote a one really good essay and became popular overnight.
30 Seconds To Mars: The arty one who likes to make films.
Muse & Coldplay: The massively popular ones.
All Time Low: Looks up to Blink-182. Similar sense of humour to him.
Paramore: The pretty one.
Bring Me The Horizon: The one who looks scary, but is actually quite nice.
You Me At Six: The fashionable one.
Avenged Sevenfold: The metalhead who sits at the back of the class with his headphones in and gets into trouble all the time.
Rascal Flatts: The ones that always have the right thing to say no matter how you're feeling.
Neurolove.me: How Each Sign Approach Love →
psych-facts: Aries: Assertive You’ll come right out and say what you want — and with the right person, it’s a turn-on. Play your opposite every once in a while, too. Stay feminine and keep them guessing. Taurus: Sensual. You’ll appeal to all their senses at once. When you get all turned out, you’ll look touchable, smell divine and you’ll shimmer, too. You’ll understand that your presence is...
sammysamwinchester: sammysamwinchester: sammysamwinchester: so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today legolas returns my teacher wrote this himself also when i told him about how many notes it has he nearly choked on his coffee so thanks...
World's Deepest Swimming Pool
nerdycouture: 3492th-pie: IT’S THE WATER TEMPLE. WELP, TIME TO PUT ON MY WATER TUNIC AND METAL BOOTS